Cleaning the house, the classic procrastination technique. Whether it be just a quick mop up or a deep, full house cleaning, this is always good for something.
Yes, i'm cleaning the house today. I've actually been at it for a good week now, one room at a time. I have the extra incentive that the girl i recently had a small crush on told me one of the reasons (among many) that she wasn't interested in seeing me anymore was because my house is too messy (and i'm a messy eater). Kind of funny, but maybe a little true. I say clutter is the sign of genius.