Monday, September 8, 2008

Nine reasons why Caitydid should get a refund (and hire me next time she needs a kindred animal consultation).

1. sea otters are playful.
2. sea otters are smart.
3. sea otters are really graceful in the water.
4. sea otters are really cute.
5. sea otters are very social.
6. sea otters are good dancers (can be verified by any number of videos on youtube).
7. sea otters are romantic (again just consult youtube for plenty of hand-holding sea otters).
8. sea otters take care of each other.
9. sea otters are loved by practically everyone.


adam and angi bradley said...

Please tell me Cait has a sea otter for a pet!!

fatguyonalittlebike said...

"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank PiƱa Coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over..."